Conejito Cagón

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An arcade adventure about love, trail and survival

Story

Luna is an adorable little rabbit. Adorable… and explosive. One day she decides to run away, leaving behind a monumental trail. Fermín, her cleaning robot (domestic model, huge heart and absolute devotion to his bunny), enters emergency mode. When Luna escapes, he does the only thing he knows how to do: follow her trail and eat it. Literally.
 

The journey begins at home, continues through the yard and the street, and soon gets out of hand: Luna enters the forest, crosses a river, invades a farm and ends up at the vet, where she should be recovering… But no, because of course, she leaves everything dirty again. Fermín follows her without hesitation, cleaning every poop with the determination of a tragic hero in love.

The Worlds

1. The House

This is where everything begins. Fermín learns to clean all the poop Luna leaves behind and encounters a rat for the first time, having to learn how to dodge it.
 

Narrow corridors, a small drain and an area that should be simple…
 

The House

2. The Yard

Sand, tiles and the first signs of the brown apocalypse. The stage grows and strategies to dodge rats start to appear.
 
The drain here is larger.

The Yard

3. The Street

Poop everywhere. Rats come in groups and show no mercy. The screens start to get more complex.

The Street

4. Bonus (multiples of 11)

When Fermín gets overwhelmed, he enters a digestive hallucination. No rats. Just infinite poop. Even the drain is overflowing. Eat until you can’t anymore!

Bonus

5. The Forest

Roots, shadows and faster rats. The drain is your best ally… if you manage to reach it.

The Forest

6. The River

Slippery terrain, suspicious water and rats appearing from every direction. The stage becomes chaotic. Follow Luna’s trail and don’t stare at the stones!

The River

7. The Farm

Luna proves she can poop beyond her limits, leaving everything filthy in a farm infested with rats. Fermín faces a titanic mission that will make his titanium jaw suffer.

The Farm

8. The Vet

Fermín manages to take Luna to the vet, because her problem is not normal. This should be a clean place… but poor Luna just can’t hold it.

The Vet

9. Neon World

Fermín’s CPU collapses and he is taken to the repair workshop. While being repaired, he experiences his final psychedelic hallucination, leaving him ready for greater challenges alongside his bunny.

Neon World

Carrots (levels multiple of 5)

If Fermín eats the carrot, Luna enters berserker mode thinking the rats took it, and she will smash them all with headbutts.

Carrots

How to Play

Movement: Cursor keys (← ↑ → ↓)

Joystick: USB D-Pad or analog stick

System Controls

Pause/Exit game: START on the controller or ESC on the keyboard.

Features

GAMEPLAY

Watch the full CONEJITO CAGÓN gameplay here, played on NORMAL difficulty.

How to Unlock the Full Game

1. Download the game and run it.
2. On the title screen you will see instructions to press F10 and follow the information shown by the game.
3. Return to this page and make the secure payment with PayPal.
4. After payment, you will be automatically redirected to the registration page.
5. Enter the data provided by the game to generate your licencia.lic file.
6. Copy licencia.lic into the same directory as the executable.
7. Full game unlocked! You can now play all levels in all modes.

DOWNLOADS

Get it from Microsoft Store

Requires Windows 10 or higher

Get it on Itch.io

Windows and Linux

Available on Game Jolt

Windows and Linux

DIRECT DOWNLOADS

WINDOWS (X64)
Windows 7 or higher
LINUX (X64)
Kernel 4.15+ LTS / Glibc 2.28+

If you want, you can download the Game Manual (PDF)

You also have available the document Cómo Hice CONEJITO CAGÓN (PDF) (How It Was Made).
Please note that the game manual and the "How It Was Made" document are currently available in Spanish only.

License

You can unlock the full game by making a secure payment with card or PayPal.

Payment is processed directly by PayPal. AS‑Sistemas does not store card data or personal information.

Credits

Original Music

The soundtrack of CONEJITO CAGÓN – The Game is registered as a collective work in SAFE Creative (2603184980601). Each track also has its own individual registration in SGAE, under the repertoire of Francisco Álvarez Martínez.

Legal Identifiers

  • SAFE Creative registration of the game: 2604105236562
  • SAFE Creative registration of the soundtrack: 2603184980601
  • SGAE (RGO) registrations:
    • Conejito Cagón – Main Theme
    • Conejito Cagón – The Adventure Begins (8‑bit)
    • Conejito Cagón – Let’s Clean!
    • Conejito Cagón – Whistling While Cleaning
    • Conejito Cagón – Me Cleaning, Her Pooping
    • Conejito Cagón – Epic Cleaning
    • Conejito Cagón – Lots to Clean
    • Conejito Cagón – Bonus Screen
    • Conejito Cagón – Finishing Up

Listen to the Soundtrack

CONEJITO CAGÓN is an original work registered and protected by AS-Sistemas®.
All rights reserved. Engineering made in Spain.

Album cover with the soundtrack of CONEJITO CAGÓN